LamaMaximum (MTS profile)
I wanna be one of them Fortune cookie writer.
I am sweet,funny,crazy, outgoing, I love to smile as you can tell…theres really not much to say about me. Im just trying to live out the “best years of my life..” I like to go crazy and “act a fool” on the weekends, I like to go on adventures and take late night trips up to the Little Dairy Manor for ice cream with the coolest people I know, I like rolling down hills and throwing shit at random people on the street in south apopka, oh and getting chocolate milkshakes thrown at me is pretty cool too, I like running around naked with my best friend and going 120 in a 35 zone. Im one of those people who can have fun doing absolutely anything.. oh and Im pretty fucking awesome. the end.I have blonde hair, boobs, a tan, and wear makeup, so of course that makes me a stupid slut. Im a college student, and I just switched my major to pre-law. I work full-time, and eat a lot. I like candy. I dont do drugs nor do I smoke, because Im not a fxcking idiot. I do drink like a champ, so I guess that makes me a hypocrite. Whatever. I hate hypocrites. But at least Im not a hippy. Tool, A Perfect Circle, The Ataris, Sugarcult and Alkaline Trio are my favorite bands, but Im also big on hip hop. Not all this mainstream sh!t, but real hip hop. I like boys, and I think that 99.9% of females are pure evil. I believe in God, but Im not a bible thumper, and I refuse to entertain any absurd attempts at a religion debate, so dont start. I like people who have I.Qs over 20, and people who like me. Im nice to people that I like, and everyone else can go die. The world is overpopulated anyway. Remember to have your pets spayed and neutered. Oh yeah, have a nice day!! im wacky, fun, crazy, and spontaneous. youll never get bored of me, i swear. im laid back and know just when to be serious. i love art, i love music, i love singing and writing my feelings fun, outgoing, nice, and interesting Im a little awkward…i eat more than a horse though i have yet to challenge a horse to an eating competition..uh..im shy but im ok when i hide behind the interwebs.
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Bitch shut up, your vagina has been used more then Google.